English Blumpki

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the man is stradling the toilet backwards like a cool teacher, ass sticking out, with his hard dick pissing inside the water - jet-streaming, while a woman eats his ass.

"Oh, you're having an english muffin for breakfast? That reminds me of yesterday when your mom gave me an english blumpkin."

by Shpoofy August 5, 2021

scouse not english

Liverpool fans who do not support the England football team claiming they're Scouse and not not English

Jake: "Are you from England?"
Dan: "I am scouse not english"

by Nacus July 1, 2021

Anonymous English

The form of English that members of Anonymous use. Nobody can tell whether they are using it to try and be cryptic, or if they just have a collective lack of grammar.

Anonymous Gangsta: The legion will rise to not slay the the beast that doesn't exist! We will air the waves with fire and a storm will come to blow the dogs and cats away!

Friend: Can you translate that from Anonymous English?

Anonymous Gangsta: I pity the dog of the unwise who cannot see the truth behind the shallow lies of the tongue of the wicked.

Friend: ...Okay then...

by NutHouse264 October 6, 2013

Broken english

Me who no speak it englist no good becault me no fluent in it. At leest I try and you still no understand me but you still want to sax with me anyway.

Me so sorry for my broken english but "oh me so horny, me love you long time!" (quote from 2 Live Crew- Me So Horny)

by cpetkunas May 21, 2023

Concise English

The variety of English which primarily or only uses concise words or expressions.

Writers simplify and trim the dialogues in scripts so that in movies and television programs the actors speak Concise English. As far as I know, no dialogue has been intentionally written to be wordy.

by but for November 26, 2018

Brief English

A dialect which uses the brief versions of expressions and is based on the "Prolix, and Concise, Sets of Words" handbook.

Identifying and listing the prolix and illogical English expressions and their concise counterparts, a scholar realized that many who use the brief expressions speak in the Brief English dialect, which unlike other dialects focuses not on which words are said, not how they are said.

by but for March 13, 2019

English Delight

The act of performing vaginal oral sex while burying your nose in her anus.

I did an english delight on a girl last night and now everything smells shitty.

by zx05 June 7, 2018