Emotional Bone

Something Aaron develops when accused of being a Hufflepuff rather than a Gryffindor.

Aaron: Well, everyone knows I'm obviously a Gryffindor, and you... ::thinks::
The Domo: Pfft, yeah, whatever, you're totally a Hufflepuff.
Aaron: ::cries and storms off to the bathroom::
Allen: Aaron has an emotional bone.
Randy: ...And he needs to go to the bathroom to take care of it?

by The Domo February 25, 2005

Emotionless

What robot overlords do to you when they are about to own you, and your planet

Helpless human #1 "Did you see that? Those damn robot overlords went all Emotionless on yo"

Helpless human #2 "and how!"

by Dex September 26, 2004

emotional mush

The emotional crippling of one's soul through verbal assault.

Tami: I'm a vegetarian.
Allard: You didn't mind Guti's meat in your mouth last night. emotional mush.

by doc vance June 24, 2007

emotional Samsonite

An extremely large unit of emotional baggage

Vince: Hey Seth are you still seeing Monica?

Seth: No way man, I never called her, she's got baggage

Vince: Dude, everyone's got baggage, get over it

Seth: No I'm serious man, she's got an emotional Samsonite... in fact she's got the whole matching luggage set

by Urban Englander June 12, 2009

Emotional Units (EU's)

Emotional Units: (also known as EU's) aggravation, anger, sadness, or rage as measured in non specific units, or as a measure of personal energy. Shorthand for a problem or issue that is consuming a lot of attention , usually in a relationship.

"I'm not going to spend Emotional Units (EU's) on your ex-boyfriend anymore."

by Westlnguy June 20, 2009

emotional capitalism

The pursuit of mutually beneficial interaction with others, and the rejection of altruistic, compulsory interaction without a definite purpose.

Common view of teenagers.

As a proponent of emotional capitalism, Ethan viewed the obligatory family gatherings as immoral.

by EmotionalCapitalist December 29, 2010

Emotional Pants

The metaphorical version of underwear that separates a girls emotions from the outside world.

Steve: I don't want to have sex
Erica: Then what do you want?
Steve: I want in your emotional pants...

by PIGS! January 21, 2011