eskimo wife

two girls who have had their first kiss from the same guy

girl 1: who was your first kiss?
girl 2: robbie!
girl 1: no way me to!!
girl 2: you're my eskimo wife!!

by chocolatelover235 September 13, 2016

Eskimo cousins

Two people who have slept with the same person.

Frank and his female cousin Alicia both slept with Sarah years apart. They went from cousins to Eskimo Cousins after sharing the same igloo.

by Couchie slayer January 25, 2025

Eskimo Biscuit

Eskimo Biscuit is a label given to female genitalia.

Fred: man i finally got a crack at Kelly's eskimo biscuit last night.

by D.Div. Salty Mufffuckin Dalty June 25, 2022

Eskimo Kiss

When you and your buddy both creampie your wives and they touch their filled vaginas to each other.

That eskimo kiss mary and nicole did was hot.

by anonymous December 2, 2023

Eskimo Cousin

When two people have sex with the same person but in different ways

Dude: yo I fucked Ryan in the ass last night

Dudette: that’s crazy Ryan fucked me in the cooter the other day
Dude: guess we Eskimo Cousins homie

by Ball Bustin Bob April 13, 2021

Eskimo Couch

A snow made outdoor piece of furniture. They are typically long and cold and full of seamen.

"I can't wait to get this fishing boat back to land and put my feet up on my Eskimo couch!"

by Beboppsi January 29, 2022

Eskimo Scissors

When two ladies acknowledge being intimate with the same male and then scissor each other they then become Eskimo Scissors.

"Let's get rid of Scott's body now that we've killed it and become Eskimo Scissors," the Lady Bandits said.

by LouieKablooie June 19, 2022