gay erection

When a gay man sees a large dick or a tight ass butt they have a huge boner or their whole ass dick standing up

Ethan: Oh my god! Did you see his large dick?
Aaron: Yes! I'm about to have a gay erection.

by TheManInUrNightmares October 22, 2022

One Direction Erection Infection

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....

Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection

by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018

massive throbbing erection

when you see Ariana Grande, and instantly get the biggest hard on of your life.

When I saw your mother, I got a massive throbbing erection.

by The word fondeler April 10, 2022

Erectronic

Something that is electronic, and gives a male an erection.

Male 1: "Hi, what is that?"
*Male 2 shows his erectronic to Male 1*
Male 2: "It is my erectronic!"

by ALEXtheEMO August 21, 2009

Election Infection

An uncontrollable addiction to eliminating Trump no matter what. The classic disease swamp creature contract when exposed to fresh water, light, and the truth! Mental illness that can only be cured the ether vaccine Trump2020!

The Governor is sick, he contracted the election infection and is shutting down the star!

by Now U No October 18, 2020

panchotious erectonous

fear of bulges in pantchs

Due to his panchotious erectonous, Matt spent his entire life in a box.

by The Komodo Dragon October 14, 2006

i get excited like valence electrons

bars by logan
seriously though its flames
🔥🔥👴🏿🔥🔥

^ in honor of tancredi

wow logans verse "i get excited like valence electrons" really made me nut in my pants

by pppoopoo123 October 26, 2019