Who hasn't been force-fed goulash at some point? It's an unnerving mixture of various vegetables and giblets, somehow melding into a harmonious medley. The word douche goulash is similar to douche canoe in the specific sense of referring to a whole gaggle of douches. However, while douche canoe suggests that all the douches are of similar caliber and nature, douche goulash suggests that the various douches in question are a mishmash of unique and diverse douches. The individual douches of a douche goulash are as disparate as they can possibly be, but (god only knows why) somehow together they blend into a mass of euphonious douchery that commands great respect and admiration.
(1) The glee club at my old school was a veritable douche goulash. Yet, strangely, I would never miss one of their performances, feeling compelled to witness that mesmerizing potpourri of douches strutting about.
(2) Dudley's bris was attended by nothing short of a full-fledged douche goulash. At the time I couldn't wait to get out of there, but now I'm somehow missing those assorted and, dare I admit, curiously pleasing douches.
(2) Dudley's bris was attended by nothing short of a full-fledged douche goulash. At the time I couldn't wait to get out of there, but now I'm somehow missing those assorted and, dare I admit, curiously pleasing douches.
by professor_rutabaga January 25, 2009
Get the Douche Goulashmug. by matt musser March 26, 2007
Get the douche hammermug. The plastic extention the connects to the douche tube, for smoother penatration into the Vagina (pussy).
Girl #1: "Can I borrow your douche pipe?"
Girl #2: "Yeah, but be sure to give it back before the end of the month"
Girl #2: "Yeah, but be sure to give it back before the end of the month"
by Cockzilla October 9, 2005
Get the douche pipemug. A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
by wrangerti December 4, 2013
Get the Petri Douchemug. Another name for Anal douche. Stems from the donkey's nickname of ass. Thus Douche Donkey is a douche for the ass. Also refers to someone who is anal.
by nubman September 19, 2008
Get the douche donkeymug. (doosh-lokt)verb (2007) 1. The state of feeling obligated, through social graces, to attend an engagement with a douche before having the opportunity to avoid such a commitment. 2. n Douche-lock: successful attempt by a douche to force a cooler person to accompany him to an engagment by cleverly imposing a sense of obligation or guilt.
"I just got douche-locked! I had no plans for lunch, and then that douche locked me in at 8:03 a.m. for lunch."
by Lymanthony Longdenler IIII April 23, 2008
Get the douche-lockedmug. by Lisa M Piccininni October 6, 2012
Get the Douche Clotmug.