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Douche Goulash

Who hasn't been force-fed goulash at some point? It's an unnerving mixture of various vegetables and giblets, somehow melding into a harmonious medley. The word douche goulash is similar to douche canoe in the specific sense of referring to a whole gaggle of douches. However, while douche canoe suggests that all the douches are of similar caliber and nature, douche goulash suggests that the various douches in question are a mishmash of unique and diverse douches. The individual douches of a douche goulash are as disparate as they can possibly be, but (god only knows why) somehow together they blend into a mass of euphonious douchery that commands great respect and admiration.
(1) The glee club at my old school was a veritable douche goulash. Yet, strangely, I would never miss one of their performances, feeling compelled to witness that mesmerizing potpourri of douches strutting about.

(2) Dudley's bris was attended by nothing short of a full-fledged douche goulash. At the time I couldn't wait to get out of there, but now I'm somehow missing those assorted and, dare I admit, curiously pleasing douches.
by professor_rutabaga January 25, 2009
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douche hammer

King of all douches. All other douches tremble in his presence.
Wow, look at that guy.. what a douche hammer.
by matt musser March 26, 2007
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Douche Warbler

A douche warbler is a person who is beyond being a douche, or who has just done a stupid douchey thing
Oh my god you are such a douche warbler.
by BurgleDBoo November 9, 2009
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douche donkey

Another name for Anal douche. Stems from the donkey's nickname of ass. Thus Douche Donkey is a douche for the ass. Also refers to someone who is anal.
-Don't be a douche donkey!
- I need a douche donkey.
by nubman September 19, 2008
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douche pipe

The plastic extention the connects to the douche tube, for smoother penatration into the Vagina (pussy).
Girl #1: "Can I borrow your douche pipe?"
Girl #2: "Yeah, but be sure to give it back before the end of the month"
by Cockzilla October 9, 2005
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douche can

One who commits a large act of douche baggery.
My boss is a real douche can, he leaves work early all the time.
by scott negley March 24, 2007
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Luck of the Douche

An achievement with seemingly impossible odds accomplished in a the douchiest of ways.
Cracka three-shotting the Ogres would be Luck of the Douche.
by Zumaxorz December 28, 2007
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