double pat

a sign that you want out of the conversation or wish to leave present company. named for the double pat on the back given when someone wants out of the hug they're trapped in.
kate: and then we went to the pet store. i bought a gold fish and named it dori. which doesn't really make sense, i mean, dori's blue!

mark: cool.

kate: was that a double pat?
by elysiatheamazing June 26, 2009
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Double Pussyjob

The "Double Pussyjob" is a non-penetrative sexual practice that combines the pussyjob, the tribadism and the threesome.

The man's member is clamped between two of the women's vulvae to experience sexual stimulation through friction.

It seems to happen more often in hentai than in reality, because in reality this practice turns out to be difficult - though not impossible.
The Double Pussyjob is definitely on my bucket list.
by adh3d October 27, 2022
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Double period

When your period is so late that you have it while you’re having your next period causing it to be twice as bad
“Omg I’m 30 days late, I’m gonna have a double period”
by TheFrenchDuck February 14, 2021
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Double Ads

When Youtube is running out of money and ways of torturing you.
You act like I'm going to type a sentence about Youtubes Double ADS.
by Probrobos September 17, 2020
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Double Friday

When an individual has Friday through Sunday off. Thursday practically ends up being Friday itself. Therefore changing Thursday to Double Friday.
And then God said on the fourth day "I shall name this day Thursday! Unless you don't have work Friday through Sunday then it shall be named Double Friday! The greatest day of all time!"
by Kermit The Froggg August 09, 2012
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double thumbing

Texting on two mobile devices while holding one in each hand
"I saw this crazy girl at the club last night. I was going to go talk to her, but she was busy double thumbing at the bar."
by sweet650 March 19, 2009
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double-bent

Drunk and stoned at the same time. Comes from an early 90s Eazy E rap song.
Get me a 40 and a pack of zig-zags... I'm gonna get double-bent tonight.
by Mr Define December 29, 2005
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