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motherdunkin' donuts

A phrase used when reluctantly or semi-reluctantly buying donuts from Dunkin' Donuts.

Can also be used to generally refer to Dunkin' Donuts.
"Now that my wallet's empty I hope you're happy, here's your motherdunkin' donuts!"

"Man I don't feel like motherdunkin' donuts today, but whatever."
by your real name... Ha I used it October 21, 2011
mugGet the motherdunkin' donutsmug.

Unholy Donut

When a preist gives a rimjob; or vice versa

with or without consent...
did you know the Father recieved an unholy donut Sunday?
by Jonnypcash December 7, 2021
mugGet the Unholy Donutmug.

Donut Sale

2 or more police vehicles moving fast in the same direction _without_ their sirens on. so named because they must be in a hurry to get cheap donuts.
(2 friends walking down a street)
1:"so I was like, yeah"
(police cars whiz by, silently)
2:"Donut sale!"
1:"shut up."

(man comes home to his girlfriends' apartment after work)
M:"did you hear about the donut sale?"
F:"what?"
M:"two cop cars whizzed by me on the interstate with no sirens."
F:"oh, it must have been that shooting I heard about..."
by guyvf December 18, 2008
mugGet the Donut Salemug.

donut critic

A person that names shops that are better than the donuts currently in front of him. A person that receives self esteem by criticizing the donut choices of others.
Stop being the donut critic. We know you think another shop has better donuts.
by Outfox prevention November 24, 2021
mugGet the donut criticmug.

dunkin donuts

Phenomenon that happens when you sit down on a toilet (usually public) and the bottom of your sack dips into the nasty bowl water
His nuts pulled upward as he cringed in dismay at the scrotal baptism of a dunkin donuts.
by Codfish3000 October 19, 2015
mugGet the dunkin donutsmug.

cactus donut

A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.
My dick is raw from the cactus donut I had last night!
by Knasty August 30, 2016
mugGet the cactus donutmug.

donut punch

the act of punching someone in a donut shaped orifice, specifically the vagina.
"My girlfriend started bitchin' so i donut punched her!"
by B|24|\||)0Z0|2 March 21, 2005
mugGet the donut punchmug.

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