by UltimatePlayer69 September 29, 2011
Get the Disc-Graces mug.jimmy: "hey did bob tell you about brad's bubble guts earlier?"
max: "yea bro it was crazy, it was total Disastercore!
max: "yea bro it was crazy, it was total Disastercore!
by the baker queen December 23, 2011
Get the disastercore mug.When something annoys you, it disassembles your scaffolding. If your scaffolding has been disassembled, it can mean you're in a bad mood.
Do you know what really disassembles my scaffolding? Pigeons. They disassemble scaffolding for a lot of people, I know, but they truly disassemble mine. Fucking pigeons!
by This_Is_Not_A_Name August 9, 2012
Get the disassemble scaffolding mug.Matt: Did you bring someone home last night?
Jake: No, there wasn't anyone drunk enough to come back with me.
Matt: That sucks dude
Jake: It's okay because I disasterbated when I got home.
Jake: No, there wasn't anyone drunk enough to come back with me.
Matt: That sucks dude
Jake: It's okay because I disasterbated when I got home.
by Baldginger December 12, 2012
Get the Disasterbated mug.There was a mix of tall glassware sitting upon the rickety table, and the grandkids were running up the driveway with the dogs. This disastipe wold leave a mess of broken glass all over the floor soon.
by stetsonrukaka January 14, 2013
Get the disastipe mug.One who goes to the scene of crimes, natural disasters, etc just for the public attention they get for being on scene.
1) "Steve went to the burnt down ruins of my house just to instagram and say pray for Tom"
"What a disaster whore"
2) "Samantha is headed over to the scene of old man Frank's murder to do some disaster whoring."
"What a disaster whore"
2) "Samantha is headed over to the scene of old man Frank's murder to do some disaster whoring."
by death hunter November 23, 2013
Get the disaster whore mug.A wank that goes terribly wrong and usually results in a big stealthy clean up.
Often caused by Backfire, a lack of tissues, an unexpectedly early ending or a surprise intruder.
The worst type of contaminated spillage.
Often caused by Backfire, a lack of tissues, an unexpectedly early ending or a surprise intruder.
The worst type of contaminated spillage.
Mike's friend: How come you were so late to first class?
Mike: Oh man, had a Disasterwank and it needed tending to. Looked like a war zone!
Mike's friend: ah hard lines man, not had a Disasterwank in years!
Mike: Oh man, had a Disasterwank and it needed tending to. Looked like a war zone!
Mike's friend: ah hard lines man, not had a Disasterwank in years!
by carbo-fuckin-nara October 10, 2014
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