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DICKING CLICKING

When you come to ORGASM CLIMAX SUCCESSFULLY no matter what you are doing.

Little do you know you entered into a DIFFERENT KIND OF CLIQUE, no sentence USE NEEDED down there.
Hey here is the thing that CART00N DICK is smiling on ANAZ0N because the SMALL BUSINESS I am buying from that I am DICKING CLICKING is being RUN BY A PRIMEINFANTASSH0LE as it surprised THE SHIT out of me when they showed themselves naked and NO EMOJI of any sort was necessary and their parents M00NED ME.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 16, 2022
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Dicking

When someone is trying to make you look good or bad in front of a female
“Go talk to her” “no stop dicking me”
by Malcolm the coolest October 24, 2022
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Dicking

A word used to describe two lesbian girls sword fighting with strap on dildos
Boy 1 : Omg what are those lesbians doing

Boy 2 : They’re dicking
by flabby69 December 28, 2022
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dickholing

/dik hōliNG/ (present participle): The act of using a shaving soap and its corresponding "matching" scent in aftershave ("matching" being in quotations as the scents really don't match) which references the sex act of pulling a penis through the dickhole in whitey tighties in order to have boring, vanilla sex with lights off, underwear on, in missionary position exclusively.
I copped a set of that Barrister and Mann Fougère Classique and you know your boy was straight up dickholing dat ting first thing this morning. Great shave, brother.
by BellicoseStampCollector February 13, 2023
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dicklined

Refers to what da card-scanner not only unexpectedly displays when you swipe your debit or Food Stamps card, but is also a real "d**k" about saying it, and/or says it in such a hurtful/critical way dat it makes YOU feel like a "royal d**k" for even daring to presume dat said scanner would even consider accepting your card. (Can also refer to da status of a chick's not agreeing to spread her legs for you.)
There's hardly anything more humiliating than having your payment-card "dicklined" in da checkout lane, especially if there are other impatient shoppers in da line behind you. Keeping your card clean and up-to-date can indeed help to minimize da risk of this unfortunate development's happening, but computer-networks are hardly infallible, and so you still can never be sure. Totally SUX, but it's true, unfortunately.
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
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diceling

communists are diceling
by imakeweirddefinitions February 23, 2023
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Dicking

Fingering of a male's urethra
Thomas: Michelle this is kinda weird, I know, but I like dicking...
Michelle: what the fuck is wrong with you
by Nah Cuz May 12, 2023
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