ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.

Stop being such a ditch cow

by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018

carriage stuck in a ditch

when a slow arc in a story drags on fro way too long

this story took a real carriage stuck in a ditch turn

by baby faced rat stomper November 16, 2021

beg & ditch

This term can be used specifically on the internet when someone you know and is chatting with begs for something such as money or other things, but then says brb.

Person 1 on Discord: so yeah thats why i got like 2 grand just off of tax returns hahah
Person 2 on Discord: can i have some lol?
Person 2 on Discord: brb lol
Person 1 on Discord: ... really? you just gonna pull a beg & ditch like that?

by Anonymous Mother June 5, 2018

Ditch Pig

Disgusting Dirty whore ; The lowest form of white trash ; A slut who denies sleeping around ; Also see Proulx

That Girl is a straight up ditch pig

I don't think that ditch pig knows how bad she looks

by Crashbaby8714 December 24, 2014

Ditch-uation

Refers to when one is placed in a situation that must result in the ditching of a person and/or place.

Bryan: "Dude, this girl is the absolute worst!"
Alex: "Yeah man, looks like we have ourselves a ditch-uation"

by The Loge Bear April 21, 2011

Itch in the Ditch

A painfully awkward or hilariously annoying itch located directly between the butt cheeks. Often strikes at the worst possible moment — during job interviews, funerals, or when you're in public with no hope of relief.

"Man, I couldn’t focus during that meeting — had a full-blown itch in the ditch."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."

by SpamkingStarfish June 27, 2025

Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.

I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.

by JamesBaud March 20, 2020