Dean Rusk Middle School

I was bullied for having an absurd amount of excess foreskin. They called me, “Meat-man” Fortunately, I was able to preform a self circumcision. I used it o be able to fit a small orange within my foreskin, however, now I have reduced the amount of skin by a large amount.

I was bullied at Dean Rusk Middle School for my large foreskin.

by Joseph Is Big February 22, 2022

Dean Lewis Injury Scale

Named after the world class prime athlete and gymnast cruelly felled in his prime by a tree surgeon.
Now he can only survive in the sitting position pathetically tweaking instruments with his horibly deformed 4 and a half digited paw.
Available for claims direct adverts.

He got £10,000 on the dean lewis injury scale at the old bailey

by bigus robus December 14, 2012

dean rusk middle school

Prison. Hell in earth. Crippling depression. Is so bad. Get the poor children out of that hell hole.

This school is full of pretentious assholes. Contains a creepy coach and a homophobic one. Sooo much suicidal children. They are depriving the poor children of arms and water. If you're even seen with a waterbottle you're shot on site. No escape, you are trapped.

Person: Did you go to Dean Rusk Middle School?
Other person: Yup, and now I got crippling depression!
Random other person: big oof

by Welcometohell:) January 15, 2019

Paula dean butt plug

A stick of butter that is shaped into a dildo then frozen and then used as a butt plug.

Last night I had the best time playing with my Paula dean butt plug.

by Poongoon September 30, 2015

Sessa dean dawg

A try hard who loves la croix and records. She really loves la croix and records

“Man that person over there sure does buy a lot of records”

“she drinks a lot of la croix too”
“Oh yeah that’s Sessa dean dawg”

by Smallkrunch69 July 7, 2019

Jimmy Dean's pork sausage

The Penis.

That new receptionist is all about getting some of Jimmy Dean's pork sausage!

by nervegas May 1, 2010

bryston dean biggs

Adorable, sweet, loving, nice, and funny. Makes a good boyfriend. Good with friends. A dick sometimes. Has a lot of opinions, dresses nice. Perverted most of the time. Very smart. Makes good choices. Good kisser. Very good with girlfriends. Makes a good husband. Has adorable children. Most Bryston Dean Biggs are born in the month of March or May. Usually finds the love of there life in middle school around the ages of 12-14. If you find one don't ever let him go!

Bryston Dean Biggs is being defined as, a amazing person.

by Bryston Dean Biggs November 5, 2014