crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Crookey

Most likely a rpaest who gets thrown in jail and has sex with men for weed hangs out with gay poeple get his girlfriend pregnet

That crookey is a rap

by Fuck u Leva's 13 October 30, 2016

Cooserd

When someone smokes a joint but soaks the tip with their soggy boggin lips and then pass it to you for a smoke!!

*Shari is smoking the joint

Shari: "Who's on iss next?"

Gaz: "Me...pass it oo'er here!!!"

*Shari passes joint to Gaz but the tip is soakin'

Gaz: " Here you ... ye 'cooserd' eh joint ya fuckin trout...you're a fanny!!!"

by The Venga!!! November 11, 2016

crooked money

Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.

Whats good with tha collards greens oh bro i got a pocket full of crooked money

by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016

crooked billy's

the inverse braces for people (hillbillys) with straight teeth that want crooked teeth

i'm going to get my crooked billy's taken off. wanna come?

by 4laughs234 February 11, 2017

crooked pine

Slang word for laced weed

Wow can I have some crooked pine!

by Shitkey April 12, 2017