tank your crank

A phrased used to politely tell a cranky jack ass to shut the hell up or to contain their bad mood.

Person One: Hey man do you want a pickel?

Person Two: What the hell man, you know i hate pickels, why would you even offer me one you asshole!

Person One: Whoooaa there buddy, tank your crank!

by Breanne Kuhnhausen February 20, 2009

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Get the tank your crankmug.

yank my crank

To Masturbate; or jerk someone off

Tom asked Shawn to yank my crank

by Bigdaddyln July 11, 2006

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Get the yank my crankmug.

To have rough sex with a girl and have alot of stamina in doing so. Referencing "robocop" from the movie, this would suggest that the person in question is a "machine" in bed by "cranking dat robocop".
Even though robocop's manhood is constantly called into question, the saying rolls off the tongue quite nicely and sounds pretty kick-ass

"Then watch me crank dat robocop" - Souljah boy: Crank dat

I fully cranked dat robocop on this bitch last night, she couldn't walk straight the next day

by Kallum October 23, 2007

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Get the crank dat robocopmug.

Crank Dat Roosevelt

A Roosevelt is a dime piece (a fine ass ho)...So 2 "crank dat Roosevelt" means 2 tear that dime piece up...For you country folk, that's means 2 have sexual intercourse with an attraictive young lady (that's not related 2 you)!!!

You gonna take her home tonight??? Hell ya, I'm gonna crank dat Roosevelt!!!

by AlvinKiki October 30, 2007

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Get the Crank Dat Rooseveltmug.

crunk crank

being under the influence and dialing that special gurl u luv, but may be afraid 2 luv, mostly resulting in not being able 2 speak when she answers anyway...like drunk dialing but a crank cuz he doesn't say shit...lol

"I got a crunk crank from Mark again. He's so in luv, he just doesn't know wut 2 do about it! I dig crunk cranks from him cuz i luv him 2!"

by Lorelei Lee July 4, 2005

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