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On The Kitchen Counter

A phrase often following "that's what she said" or a "your mom" joke, which is used to extend a sexual innuendo. First made popular in Southern New Hampshire by Anna L.
"That was the best tasting hot dog I've ever had!"
"That's what she said... on the kitchen counter!!!"
by Maximilliondollarbillz October 29, 2008
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bean counter

One who accounts for the residents of a Hispanic neighborhood.
Those Bean Counters are working for Immagration
by Richard Roe February 15, 2006
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Geiger Counter

Telling your friends you're on your way but showing up an hour later.
I'm so starving where is Joey Buttafuoco? I dunno he said he was on his way. He must be operating on Geiger Counter time.
by EROYAL December 31, 2011
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Soft counter

Termed coined by Samir I.
1) The process of presenting compensation when rejecting an offer of a date.
2) To recommend a general substitute in place of the originally planned date.
3) The lesser extent of Hard counter.
guy: Would you like to have dinner this Friday night?
girl (soft countering): Oh, I would, but I'm busy this weekend. How about someday next week though?
by Samir Idnani via Bina July 20, 2008
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Rep-Counter

A bad personal trainer who only shows their clients how to use machines and then watches the client(s) use said machine. The personal trainer shows their client how to use a machine and then 'counts reps'. The personal trainer is not really training the client but rather 'counting reps' since anybody can read the directions on the machine and perform an exercise. The personal trainer doesn't add any value to the clients training session.
Sherrie the trainer just put me on a machine and sat there, she's a 'Rep-Counter' not a real personal trainer
by WZF February 20, 2009
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Disney Counter

The act of playing a disney film after watching a horror movie to counteract the effects the horror movie put on you, aka "THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE" syndrome.
Will is a wuss, and after watching The Exorcist he disney countered with The Little Mermaid because he's that much of a lameass.
by lions embrace June 22, 2011
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Potato counter

There is a job for everyone-- even potato counters get hired in the workplace.
by Countchoco July 29, 2014
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