Abalastow Compendium

The body of knowledge surrounding the "Abalastow", a modern political figure of uganda.

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/pemb0031/abalastowcompendium/

PersonA:I was researching the Abalastow Compendium..,
PersonB: Yeah I did that once and found nothing on it.

by mitchx3 November 5, 2008

cohen job

a cleaver and sneaky way to ask someone for a hand job.
as made famous by nickxcohen.

Boy: hey bby, down to give me a cohen job?

Girl: what?

Boy: huh?

by nickxcohen October 18, 2008

Cohen Sangster

cohen is poopy infested red neck scumbag from sweet home alabama he loves all the gay men and enjoys licking mens gooches

by bob May 8, 2003

compensate

He is compensating for the fact that he has slept with 1000snds of women and still can't have sex

Sorry I asked for sex again. No need to compensate for your lack of skill

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 21, 2019

Cohencidence

Something that fucks

SHF get margin called and GME goes up. Cohencidence? Shorts never covered.

by Waterfella August 28, 2021

cope you bastard

1) what to yell at a computer screen during those espescially trying times of server rejiggery.

2) none-too-witty-but-nonetheless-very-relevant answer to exponents of the gender factuality thesis

this issue of rijiggery don't impress me much want i want from you is for you to cope you bastard

by silencut March 2, 2009

cope and paste

What one does after being told numerous times that the attachment you sent will no open.

you: i sent this dufus a copy of my application 5 times and he still can't open it.

me: why don't you just cope and paste it?

by pfon June 19, 2010