Connection detection

Checking for feasable signal

Connection detection makes for easy net eclection.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

connection whore

Someone who immediately tries to "friend" someone on Facebook or "link" to on Linkedin right after making their acquaintence (see also post-acquaintance friend request).

Joe: Damn, C just linked with the new sales guy at Acme before we were even finished with the conference call, what a connection whore.
Bob: I know, she's always looking for new people to up her connection count.

by leo341 June 13, 2011

Contortionasst

A person with the capability of being flexible in performing different positions while having sex.

"My girl and I had amazing sex, knowing the fact that she is a pro contortionasst in bed"

by Jugulator May 12, 2014

connectionversary

The date that marks a bomb af connection between like minds and like souls

Today is our connectionversary.

by Beautiful Wombyn June 12, 2018

Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.

Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!

by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019

Congestion Errection

When a sneeze gives you a boner

I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection

by Get away dad! April 1, 2019

conception chicken

Conception Chicken is a game of sorts, in which a man and a woman decide not to use birth control and have unprotected sex and see who suggests using the morning after pill first.

My girlfriend and I decided to play conception chicken. She threw away her birth control today!

by chipmunk56 November 21, 2019