Awkward Coma

the state of paralysing awkwardness when in an unshakable situation

"I'm breaking up with my boyfreind, so if I'm not in school tomorrow you'll know I've fallen into an awkward coma :/"

by Umbella December 27, 2011

Water Coma

When you drink so much water to the point where standing becomes uncomfortable; you double over and feel the need to lie down, and your stomach hurts. Feels similar to a food coma, and easier to accomplish when you have already eaten food.

I think I drank wayyyy too much water and now I have a water coma.

by Bamberga September 7, 2022

Intellectual Coma

Someone or something that refuses to take in factual information and will rather follow misinformation instead of scientific, mathematical, or demonstrative fact.

"Everyone is in an intellectual coma but me the person that states the world is flat."

by NathanSyndicate February 25, 2024