colin

cheap and ugly dudes with big noses

Have you seen a colin, he's very cheap.

by wildboy157 May 15, 2019

Colin

The sexiest man in the world he is an amazing person looks just so bloody sexy u can’t deny, if u know someone called Colin u now know he has the biggest willy in the whole intire world

Hottest girl in school:I need to go out with Colin he’s so sexy
Other hot girl:ya he’s so frickin hot🥵

by I’m just too sexy🤷‍♂️ December 11, 2020

Colin Jost

The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.

HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.

by Squat Cobbler 187 October 29, 2023

colin schlong

The male appendage of a teenage, short brown haired emo guy named Colin.

I heard Sami sucked Colin schlong.

by Blackice417 May 15, 2019

Colin Merriott

A greasy slug who masturbates often and plays fortnut

Colin Merriott diddled the kid.

by Bimbo brown November 7, 2019

Colin

A Colin is a good boy. He has much funny when he isnt spewing shit. He has daddy issues. Double daddy issues. He seems to be a player. But really he’s just insecure. What’s the opposite of big dick energy cause he has it. His esteem is lower than his iq. What a lad!

Ex: You see that sad man over there flirting with minorities? That must be a Colin

by The yet boi September 10, 2019

colin

colin is that kid that your teacher yells at you for looking at. Colin is that kid that is the sweetest kid ever and is SUPER cute and his girlfriend is the luckiest women alive.

OU who is that?
oh thats colin (;

by colin the cutie March 22, 2019