Colin Wong

Half white, half Asian, all fat. Some call him Hockey Donkey, most just call him an ediot. A man by the name of Colin Wong is often found waddling over to Munchies to eat some munchie chunks, often disregarding his doctor's frequent warnings of obesity. His BMI currently stands at 59.4. May we all pray for him.

Damn, that Colin Wong is eating munchie chunks again

by SBA Anonymous November 22, 2021

Colin gazing

The act of dropping trouser, and displaying your glorious butthole to the sun and taking in its nutrients. Typically performed in the downward dog position, however many variants exist in order to get the correct angle.

I spent the morning Colin gazing on my patio. I feel rejuvenated and ready to face day.

I walked in on her Dad colon gazing in the backyard. I don’t think I can go back there.

by NoNippleHavingGoblin April 22, 2023

colin

an ugly fatass you hates everyone has a big cock and no one like him. he is annoying as fuck and looks like a broken down ford from 1972.

1. Have you seen colin?

2. Oh that fatass.

by Skbidifuck December 6, 2023

Colin

A caring guy who is always there. Somewhat emotionally unavailable, but most girls dream. Brown hair, blue eyes, and a big dick. Always satisfies.

I need Colin.

by Nilmoz February 21, 2023

colin c.

a self proclaimed 'big man', a very hot, sexy man 😍

a ; hey do u know 'colin c.?'
b ; oh yeah ..... him 😍 😍 😍
a ; yeah, him 😍 😍

by friskypissky May 6, 2022

Colin Corbin

A faggot ass bitch

Yo stop being a pussy you Colin Corbin.

by SizzleMcShizzle February 13, 2020

Colin

Kind, caring and simple. Although his hairline is receding, he manages to get the ladies. Colin loves karaoke (come on Eileen is a firm favourite)although the people that listen say otherwise. Colin is always fun to be around and knows no limit on alcohol consumption. Always available to help and likes to make money. Loves his namesake caterpillar cake.

Oh look, there's Colin on the whiskey again!

by It's Sarah c November 25, 2021