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Cocaine in the White House

There was cocaine in the white house, therefore, they are dealing drugs out of the White house! Drone strike the Capitol building now! Drone strike the white house!
Hym "There was cocaine in the white house and, as you know, we have to drone strike anyone who has drug. That person who had that cocaine in the white house COULD STILL ME THERE... Poisoning our citizens and using our presidents as a human shields. We must do what the Jews would do in this situation and DRONE STRIKE THE WHITE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY! NOW! QUICK THE DRUG DEALERS ARE ABOUT TO GET AWAY!"
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
mugGet the Cocaine in the White Housemug.

Fiddler's Cocaine

A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%
Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."

10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
mugGet the Fiddler's Cocainemug.

cocaine

dude is that cocaine

yes it is

sick gimme some of that
by imadude37 May 11, 2021
mugGet the cocainemug.

cocaine angel

A big fatass line of coke.
Yo that line codes gave me was a cocaine angel
by Damnbihrlly January 29, 2018
mugGet the cocaine angelmug.

Cocaine

I mean... I'll take it if nobody claims it...
Hym "You know, I have never lost my drugs. That isn't a thing for me. How are these motherfuckers leaving drugs all over the place? Also, it's horseshit that all these trannies are getting invited to the Whitehouse instead of me. I could have stolen cocaine right now. But no. You don't want me to have nice things."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2023
mugGet the Cocainemug.

Gentlemen's Cocaine

A combination of multiple prescription medications, powderized and meant to be snorted to induce a sensation of euphoria, to a level unobtainable by any other drug.
"Last week I did Gentlemen's Cocaine, i didn't really get high, but everything has seemed better since then."
by Ananaa January 22, 2012
mugGet the Gentlemen's Cocainemug.

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