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dump-clothes

a) an insulting expression to describe a person, meaning " haha, you found your clothes at the local garbage dump"

b) (noun): an offensive term for a person who did find their clothes at the local dump

N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the insulting party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Harry Potter walks into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma November 9, 2012
mugGet the dump-clothesmug.

turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt
Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!
by Big donker January 24, 2021
mugGet the turtle bumped the clothmug.

Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket
Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.
by Yello Roc September 14, 2023
mugGet the Mexican Table Clothmug.

clothes racism

the act of disliking/judging a clothing specifically for the colour of its fabric, but not by the content of its drip.
you brown piece of shirt! you look ugly.

do not judge me based on the colour of my fabric, that is clothes racism. but please judge me by the contents of my drip.
by Martin D. King September 15, 2022
mugGet the clothes racismmug.

Cut from the same cloth

A phrase used when referring to an individual who is just like that.

An individual, who similar to yourself, is just built different and is with it.
Kellen: You a real straight shooter Tory. Way to call it how you see it.
Tory: Kellen you and I…well we’re just cut from the same cloth that’s all (In a thick Italian godfather accent).
by supremelordignacio July 18, 2024
mugGet the Cut from the same clothmug.

Cloth Smoocher

It is someone who wears their mask.
by thanosbeatboxyes February 17, 2021
mugGet the Cloth Smoochermug.

NK clothing

The literal best clothing brand in existence. Highest quality you'll find and the designs are incredible.
-Hey did you hear that NK Clothing is dropping a new collection?
-Don't you mean NK merch?
-STFU U DONKEY
by Big Dawg yo November 21, 2021
mugGet the NK clothingmug.

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