One hand clapping

Fundamental lore of Zen Buddhism; know as the Kōan traditional. In the west formally termed onanism or colloquially: ‘throttling the purple headed yogurt slinger’. This is the sound of skin slamming skin as “mediation” reaches the point of enlightenment.

“Ekaku what are you doing in the bathroom”

“Nothing”

“If you’re doing nothing, why can half the building hear the sound of one hand clapping? I swear if you’ve ruined another one of my Grattan catalogues with your man milk I promise you this is the last time Madame palmer's five daughters are coming 'round to play.”

by Filthclub July 10, 2010

snow capped mountain

Once you have dry docked a toilet (see dry dock), you whip out your cock, and blow your load all over the mound of shit, thus capping the mountain with snow.

I left a snow capped mountain in the ladies restroom last night.

by squirrel March 14, 2004

Clappin'

"Clappin" is the act of having sexual relations with another person. This Word was originally used by metalheads from Berkeley California. See O.G. Bootyclap

"Dude, Tyler's Clappin' on that fat chick."

by dylanthaclappa July 28, 2009

clapped

to get hit or punched

damn you got clapped, i told you not to fight that big ass nigga

by KDMG March 6, 2008

Chapped Sack

The extreme drying of the scrotum to the point in which the skin starts to peel or flake off. Usually occuring in Somolian teenagers due to their ritual of manhood in which they must dry their scrotum in sand for 7 days and 7 nights.

Mohammed's chapped sack was so intense that it required constant lubrication from his Ball Balm.(Chapstick for the Balls)

by Dr. McAwesomeBerg August 7, 2009

Capped Out

When a person ingests too much mdma or ecstasy at a party and subsequently becomes ridiculously high to the point of their eyes rolling into the back of their head, their jaw uncontrollably moving and ultimately having no sense of where they are. It is also characterized by repeated stroking of soft objects such as cats and furniture all while having no idea of what is going on

Jim: "Did you talk to Kyle last night? that kid was so fucked up on molly"

Hans: "Yea, he was capped out for sure"

by Papa Midnight January 2, 2014

snow capped

while snowboarding one pulls off into the trees with a female and gets head in the snow.

just met this girl on the slopes and just had to get snow capped

by Dominic Jose Garcia December 31, 2009