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Chronic Day Advancement

Term used when your mind advances what day it thinks it is.
I went to church on Saturday so on Sunday I had chronic day advancement and really convinced myself it was Monday.
by assassin1680 March 15, 2009
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chronduster

a chronduster is a cigarillo or blunt wrap filled with high quality hydroponic weed.
"broskie, I need to get buttered"

"I got me here a chronduster"

"hit it, light it, hit it, light it.."
by mudbelly666 April 1, 2009
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chron duster

One who drives in their car smoking exquisite marijuana with the windows up, otherwise known as "smoke boxing" until one reaches a preferable destination to exhaust the marijuana smoke out of the windows around unsuspecting people, rendering them second hand high.
When their joint was roached, The chron duster's noticed there was a school playground around the curve, they rolled down the window down and chron dusted the small children
by nitrovorce November 19, 2010
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Chrome Highlights

having Gray hair that is scattered through out the persons hair the same way regular highlights would.
Jessica: your just old
Moses: I mean I do have gray hair, or as I like to call them "Chrome Highlights"
by big sexy87 December 8, 2010
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Chronic Shift Disease

See How I'm Typing? This Disease Is Classified As Capitalizing Every Word Even Though It Isn't Grammatically Correct. Try Explaining That To The Nation's Youth.

gosh, that was tiring.
I Have A Terrible Case Of Chronic Shift Disease.

i finally overcame my chronic shift disease!
by peachy101101 May 9, 2011
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Chronic dumbass

Someone who does stupid things to himself on purpose.
Jamie just pissed his pants on purpose again, what a chronic dumbass.
by Fezik1234 October 14, 2011
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Chromesome

A mutated chromosome that makes someone update google chrome every time a new version comes out (Prounounced krome uh zome)
Person1: Ooh! The new version of google chrome came out! I need to download it!

Person2: Wow, you have a Chromesome!
by X-Ychromosome July 13, 2012
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