chelsea

whore. slut.

hey chelsea
did you just call me a whore?

by violetmathew December 14, 2022

Chelsea Tractor

SUV driven by a plonker trying to achieve status

chelsea tractor

by pseudochorus December 24, 2022

chelsea mudpie

the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.

guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!

by jdwag59 January 2, 2023

Chelsea Lee Zen Ni

A weird girl that is annoying but also can be funny. She is very weird and usually likes people named Darvin.

Yo that girl is so weird.

Duhh shes Chelsea Lee Zen Ni

by Ishvr January 12, 2023

Chelsea Academy

Some joke of a school with most teachers being depressed or hating their lives so they bully children. Mitary child soilder type rules and some annoying,unfunny dumb as brick students

Don't send your kid to Chelsea Academy.

by BIGGLIBHJK February 18, 2023

Chelsea

Chelsea is a dumb blonde. If that dumb blonde was the b-tchiest f-cking girl in the world. A Chelsea will have a little gang with her, the group will always rival with a male group. Chelsea can go to h-ll and wouldn’t even care about it. Chelsea will drive underage and still be a b-tch to the police officer.

Did you hear abt the girl who got into fights everyday?
Yeah, what a Chelsea.

by Erika&Zamira&Red March 7, 2023

Chelsea Acacia

Chelsea Acacia is the best at rocket league

Chelsea Acacia has demo'd me once again! Aw shucks!

by thegoatfrfrfr March 11, 2023