Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

by Villainous March 24, 2023

Hudson Charge Hole

When an iPhone won’t properly charge because the user has been splooging into it while watching bestiality porn on long car trips.

No, Hudson, I won’t let you borrow my phone charger. Your’s has a nasty cummed up Hudson Charge Hole.

by Hxydheuxtwjfodheg October 25, 2023

Charge it

To firm an L taken by someone or something, regularly used as a way of insulting someone by doing so.

Person 1: "I just lost all my money on the slot machines".
Person 2: "You're gonna have to charge it, I can't lie".

by Zukameku July 2, 2024

charge it

deal with it.

if you dont like school you just have to charge it

by stealtheo December 19, 2022

charge it

Mainly used in UK slang, 'charge it' is another way of saying 'it is what it is'; This can be used in many cases, often used to describe a situation that is less than ideal that you can't change.

"My grandmother just died yesterday, charge it tho"

by Muatex August 6, 2022

Charge baiting

When a person (particularly a cop) decides that they don't like your demeanor or you as a person, so they say & do things to elevate your emotional response to make you slip up and do something stupid, ultimately leading to you behind bars.

"Yo have you watched that one bodycam video on Code Blue Cam I linked you?"

"Yeah that cop was 100% charge baiting the dude"

by zythri January 19, 2025