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Chair queef

The act of sitting on a leather chair and it letting out air.
Did you fart?

Nah man, it was a chair queef
by annonymouslegacy November 13, 2013
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happy chairs

It’s like musical chairs, but not. You have to be special to play it, only those who are happy can play, and the chairs themselves must also be happy
That’s happy chairs, it’s the best party game
by laughterinmanslaughter December 30, 2021
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zoffing chair

chair, once sat in makes the sitter "zoffed"
slob:"who's been zoffed?" (sits on zoffing chair)
everyone:"oh no!!!!!"
by munkah January 26, 2004
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chair whore

a girl who borrows your beach chairs that you stole and fucks your best friend on them and leaves them behind
That chair whore did it again!
by dk2 August 3, 2007
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Jumping the Chair

Coined by Vox reporter Phil Edwards, it is the idea (or action/turning point) of a person, icon or celebrity turning from a rough and organic human to a polished, unrelatable and manufactured "ideal" being.

This is in direct reference to Microsoft founder Bill Gates, during an interview in 1994 with Connie Chung where he performed a stunt that he had manufactured and created (as a quirk/for fun) with the simple rule being that you jump over a chair from a standing position. When performing, he took a 1-step runup before jumping and promptly apologised afterwards for doing so. This fabricated act now comes with a fabricated apology.

Before jumping the chair, it is a bit of fun and a quirk/skill that holds no significance
After jumping, it is now a game that has been won, even while fabricated.
John: Do you want to see me perfectly crack an egg with a soup ladle?
Peter: Go ahead
John: I'm sorry, I am using my hands so I really am cheating a little
Peter: You're really jumping the chair there, mate.
by susmaster420 February 5, 2022
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Chair Time

The amount of time you are allowed or wish to play Modern Warfare 2 in an uniterrupted block of time. The period of time in which you play Modern Warfare 2.
Please don't bother me, I have very little chair time and am trying to prestige.
by Owl In Dee Navy June 19, 2010
mugGet the Chair Timemug.

folding chair

the coolest ever, like who the heck invented folding chairs cause they are straight up dope. get yoself a folding chair
"Woah do you have a folding chair?!? Those are so cool, I need to get one for myself!
by baugette November 15, 2020
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