One with an unusually small cock.
by #reallife October 12, 2011
Get the Christianmug. The belif that some cosmic Jewish Zombie will grant you enternal life if you symbolicly eat his flesh and telepathicly tell him that you accept him as your lord and master so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that exists in humanity because a woman that was spawn of the first man's rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat a fruit from a magical tree...
Christianity is a monotheistic and evangelistic faith that is centered on the life and teachings of Jesus Christ.1 Like Judaism and Islam, Christianity is an Abrahamic religion.23 Early Christianity was a Jewish eschatological sect, but there was great diversity in local variations.4 Confined to the Middle East, North Africa, Europe, and parts of India for its first thousand years, it has spread throughout the entire world during its second millennia due to colonization and missionary work.5 It includes the Hebrew Bible (known to Christians as the Old Testament), the New Testament, and, in some cases, the Deuterocannonical (or Apocryphal) books as its canonical scriptures.
by Andrew Shadrix January 21, 2008
Get the Christianitymug. A horrific STD in which you have every STD known to man and constantly have your hand in your pants and masturbate all the time.
by swag kidd October 11, 2011
Get the The Christianmug. Christianism is based by Jesus de Nazareth, died in year 30 of the era which inaugurates its birth and called as for a Christian. Community diversified representing the third of the population of the sphere. It expresses in languages, texts, monuments and sometimes images which are one of the great sources of the western culture. The founder is recognized like CHRIST, by the Christians, who took their name from this title. The older tradition calls him Jesus Christ. Christianity very targely majority in Europe and America, gathers the three great confessions resulting from the education of it founder: the catholisisme, the Orthodox Church, the Protestant church and anglicanism.
Believing by faith, that Jesus Christ rose from the dead, we remember this event by taking communion and placing empty crosses within the church.
by inject God's truth May 18, 2005
Get the christianismmug. A christian is a person who believes in Christ. Most people say they are hypocritical and fast to judge but this is incorrect. Christians believe that only God can judge and although some Christians do judge others that just makes them human. God created humans in his image(to be perfect) but Satan messed that all up for us. This religion is loving, Caring, and is the reason America was created. It was not made to hold back scientific studies or discoveries. In fact scientist are actually finding events in the bible to be true. Christianity is what saved my life and many others.
by goober123457 January 30, 2014
Get the Christianmug. by devils_lettuce January 10, 2021
Get the Christianitymug. A religion so insipidly retarded that a 5 year old could drink a can of alphabet soup and shit out a more believable story than the bible
If it's 2021 and you still want a government based on Christianity, you're a fucking idiot and should seek help
by redgrave1093 May 26, 2021
Get the Christianitymug.