capitalism

An economic system that forces people to make something of themselves, instead of sitting around doing nothing and getting paid for it, like in stupid communist countries. Capitalism rewards the hardworking people of America and other capitalist countries...until the liberal government comes along and takes it away to give to the lazy faggots on welfare...

Welfare is stupid.

by Dottina (a proud, patriotic American) May 15, 2003

Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés

When you fart in a napkin and put it under a person's nose shouting "Sapristi Capitaine! Du chloroforme!".

The night out in Paris was great - too bad Yannick was sat next to me at dinner and kept giving me the good old Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

by tngyrlns October 17, 2022

Calista

deeply disturbed. depressed and anxious. can be super nice but also a bitch. shy around new people. she's a pretty blonde and too skinny. drops people like flies. i feel sad for her. she can be deep and went through weird shit. the type of person that can see right through you, very scary. you'll be lured in by her charm but she might really mess with you. but she may also chose you to be an actual friend. be careful. she's... interesting to say the least

Girl #1: Woah, this girl, Calista, just looked at me like she could see my darkest secrets.
Girl #2: Watch out, she has that affect, but she might just make you crash and burn.

by scarybooksatnight August 13, 2017

capital dick

Someone who has acted well above the standards of a normal dick, also known as the king of dicks.

"Did you hear he cheated on his girlfriend AGAIN? Yeah, the guy's a capital dick."

by ThisisAlicia August 16, 2009

sperm canister

A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.

Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle

by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

Capital

To be utterly incompetent and without redeeming merit. Unfit for purpose.

Deliveryman: I have your item here madam, but I appear to have dropped it and kicked it on it's side...and pissed on it.
Recipient: Thanks. I expect nothing less from you capital retards

by Dan the shagger December 12, 2014

Washington Capitals

Shititest team in hockey that bends around shoving their sticks deep in there assholes. After each game they proceed by having gay sex with chosen members of the coaching staff.

Idris-"Wow, I sure do love them Washington Capitals"

Bob-"Ya dude your a fucking faggot"

by shitywok33 June 23, 2011