The most toe curling opinion

Orange juice is better than apple juice

Person 1: I love apple juice
Person 2: I have the most toe curling opinion, apple juice sucks

I'm mars and I approve this content

Hi ren

by Mars is best May 30, 2022

curlies

A group of girls, I think there's like five or so, in grade 9 - They all have super curly hair, they all think they're hot shit, they're all slutty, they're all bitches. No one in any other grade likes the curlies and some of them even started straightening their hair, so now they're grouped together by their cockyness, bitchyness and sluttyness alone, but the name curly still stays, for the sake of tradition.

Curly #4 (talking to potential sex partner) : This is why I'm hot

Student: Ew I hate the curlies
Student 2: I know! None of them are hot! That guy better watch out! Curly #4 has Genital Warts!

by C0NFU5ED? February 1, 2007

Carlsberg Export

Wet dog harvested into a bottle.

- Shit dude this lager tastes like wet dog.
= Dude thats Carlsberg Export your drinking.
- Oh right, makes sense.

by Shryker January 13, 2008

Curly Dilf

one who farts alot, usually farting on someone else.

Person 1: Did you just dilf on me!?!?
Person 2: hell yeah
Person 1: you fucking tool, you're a fucking curly dilf

by Miraculousjew December 18, 2009

Curly Fried

Being Forced To Pay For Something

Mourad & Nick Went To Jack In The Box Because Lizzie & Natalie Said They Wanted Tacos. But All Of A Sudden Lizzie Wanted Curly Fries So They Told The Lady To Ring Up Curly Fries. Lizzie & Natalie Didn't Have Enough Money So Nick & Mourad Were FORCED To Pay For The Tacos & Curly Fries.

I Don't Have Money For The Movie Are Willing To Be Curly Fried By Me. :D

by Average.Co September 19, 2010

Curly Herman

The act of ejaculating into another's pubes after intercourse. After ejaculation, shave the jizz-pubes and wear them as a beard for at least 1 hour.

Ron wore Mary's pubes for over 3 hours after doing a Curly Herman.

by Khimikal June 12, 2011

curly mushroom head

when that lesbian bitch in the front of your class room has hair that looks like a retarded mushroom with a curly top.

Damn liam look at that bitch with the curly mushroom head.

by wetcock69 May 28, 2016