ctcv

cops that catch(cap)vandals, a bunch of rejects that are runnin around melbourne destroying peices in an attempt to 'stop?' graffiti

ctcv have caused more damage than most graffiti artists, these muppet cops are a straight up joke

by uckfay January 12, 2009

F.A.C.T.S. Pact

The acronym 'F.A.C.T.S.' stands for 'Flip A Car Tributary System'. The F.A.C.T.S. Pact is an organization amongst friends in which, in the case of one friend flipping their car in whatever situation, all agreeing members must donate ten dollars to the flipper. Designed for the purpose of cushioning the blow of fucking up your car, it works better with the more people you have in your F.A.C.T.S. Pact.

In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.

"Man, I totally fucked my car up, but at least I can ride the bus until its fixed on the money I got from the F.A.C.T.S. Pact."

"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."

F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!

by Andrew Cohen June 11, 2006

CTM

Chuckle To Myself.

This is the counterpoint, the companion expression to LOL (Laugh Out Loud).

Wendy sent me a very funny text. I responded; CTM!

by Cyprus Denton Fekks February 28, 2011

CTFO

Come The Fuck On

My computer is so slow...... ARGH.......... CTFO!!!!!!

by Sk8rman1000 November 26, 2010

CTL

Stands for College Town Life. It is a phrase popularly used on twitter.

@_______ Just got dome from a slampiece. #CTL

@_______ Pregaming the pregame. #CTL

@_______ Studying? No. Raging. Yes. #CTL

by DilfPiece May 23, 2011

ctcv

cops that catch vandals, or better know as cops that cap vandals

the ctcv capped my new peice at kezington

by ezuns November 4, 2008

B.I.C.T.H.

a improper way of spelling bitch. Displayed on an episode of Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta. You must state "in that order" after the spelling as Momma Dee did to justify the spelling.

Momma Dee: "...and yes she is a bitch, B.I.C.T.H. and in that order"

by paradoxpredator August 24, 2012