When you are hoping a wild night, and you prepare the bed with a plastic cover and a wet cloth on the nightstand. You then bring a guy back home and tease him with sex. During sex, you grab the a wet cloth, and at the point when he is about to come, you stick the cloth up in his ass hole. With a quick motion, you pull the cloth back out. Making him shit himself. Now you can enjoy your bed full of shit.
"You know that handsome guy from the bar last night?"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"
by Sigg the penetrator April 5, 2018
Get the The nordic clothmug. by Brit johnnyn November 10, 2019
Get the Raggedy clothesmug. the act of disliking/judging a clothing specifically for the colour of its fabric, but not by the content of its drip.
you brown piece of shirt! you look ugly.
do not judge me based on the colour of my fabric, that is clothes racism. but please judge me by the contents of my drip.
do not judge me based on the colour of my fabric, that is clothes racism. but please judge me by the contents of my drip.
by Martin D. King September 15, 2022
Get the clothes racismmug. dump-clothes
(noun): an offensive term for a person who who IYHO dresses you badly/poorly that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump
N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the offending party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
(noun): an offensive term for a person who who IYHO dresses you badly/poorly that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local dump
N.B: if you are merely being insulted as a dump-clothes, without actually being one, your answer to the offending party should be: get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Harry Potter walks into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?
Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin.
(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma December 26, 2012
Get the dump-clothesmug. by anonymous June 28, 2023
Get the Clothes hoemug. The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket
Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.
by Yello Roc September 14, 2023
Get the Mexican Table Clothmug. A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt
by Big donker January 24, 2021
Get the turtle bumped the clothmug.