Cleveland Shower

A Cleavland Steamer with Butt Pee.
Squat over your partner and blow the squirts on them.

I've got the shit's honey. Really, that's hot. It is hot. Why don't you lay down and I give you a Cleveland Shower.

by Tim in STL September 26, 2005

Cleveland Steamboat

During the act of sex when a man takes a dump on the chest of a women then places his head in between her breasts that are covered in feces and shakes his head back and forth very rapidly while making the "brrr" sound of a motorboat.

(sometimes refered to as a Cleveland Motorboat)

That girl was so kinky she let me give her a Cleveland Steamboat before I busted it all over her face.

by shady pipeworks May 6, 2009

Cleveland Freezer

A chilled beverage containing feces and ice. Put feces and ice into a blender, mix until an even consistency forms. Enjoy!

(see Cleveland steamer)

Man, Paul sure likes his Cleveland Freezers. He's been drinking them all day.

by Baron von Eevl September 15, 2004

Cleveland Hot Pocket

The act of eating all of the filling out of a hot pocket, and only leaving the outside breading, and then proceeding to re-fill the breading with one's shit and cum. And then feeding it to a partner.

These Cleveland Hot Pockets are fucking delicious!

by Mandingo25115 June 23, 2008

Cleveland Steamboat

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer. A guy squats down over a girls chest and defecates a huge steaming turd between her breasts. The man then "motorboats" the woman's breasts by moving his face back and forth between them and making a motor-like noise with his mouth, thus creating the Cleveland Steamboat.

"I was wondering why Mike's breath smelled shitty when he came home this morning..."
"Oh you didn't hear? He gave Caroline a Cleveland Steamboat and still had some shit on his chin!"

by D squeezie April 21, 2007

Cleveland Handpress

When someone goes to a public restroom and puts their hand on the wall while using the restroom and spreads their feel past shoulder width apart.

When I went to the restroom, I had to use the Cleveland handpress since I was so drunk.

by seunsmore April 3, 2011

cleveland browns

An nfl football team that plays in Cleveland,Ohio and borders Lake Erie(the shit bowl of America). Also a team so bad the can go 10-6 and not even make the playoffs.

Guy 1: man cleveland browns sucks!
Guy 2: I know if it's brown flush it down!

by Tyler Lindsey January 13, 2008