Callum

A big dumb idiot who passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one most Thursday nights or sometimes Saturday.

There was a callum on the toilet last weekend.

by It’s friday May 1, 2019

Callum Gillespie

Callum Gillespie loves vodka anything and will drink anyone under the table. He is well known for his tough stuff on and his ability to never know when to shut up. Also has just finished the leaving cert which is a proper two fingers to all the teachers

Callum Gillespie loves using johnnies

Callum Gillespie was spotted in mccaffs
Callum Gillespie does not give a flying f

by Camping Heineken June 13, 2025

Callum

Callum is a jack ass with a small penis that watches porn every night and masturbates to a wierd looking pillow and has no friends since he is very lonely and gets no girls with his small penis

Callum is a gay homophobic like your mom

by callum is a jerk November 2, 2021

Callum G

He has a questionable mullet, is gay, has a small pp, has a tight bumhole, and should be in 1st basketball, likes big sweaty men and getting dunked on so the opposition's sweaty balls run across his face.

Arnold: Callum G is such a sussy baka
River: Yeah I'm, he likes big sweaty nuts being dragged across his face
James: Yo me too!
River and Arnold: Stfu James u homo

by Jetmatich February 8, 2023

Callum

An extreme insult to welsh people everywhere

Hey mini callum

by The mEmE fAm September 12, 2017

Callum Dangerfield

The most attractive human being in existence. He is the god of brawl stars and marvel rivals. If Callum Dangerfield’s eyes turn run, RED.

Guy - Dude this guy is such a Callum Dangerfield.
My uncle - Yeah I Know, what a chad

by Callum’s Fangirl January 16, 2025

Callum

An absolute gay boy, likes men but refuses to admit it. He also tends to be narcissistic, and loves himself to extreme levels. Probably the reason for his overall gayness

That Callum is a gayboy

by Hamboiga January 8, 2022