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Calandria

An often short state of mind where ones consciousness sits still in time, with no thoughts. A moment where one does not desire or fear anything.

Although most people experience it for a short while in between daily chores, some people stay in Calandria for longer through various sorts of relaxing exercises (meditation/breathing exercises/yoga...).
Person 1: Hey sir, have you been to Calandria?
Person 2: Yes, just this morning! After making myself coffee, I sat down and was there for a minute. I feel great!
Person 1: Calandria is real!
by Tchitan October 4, 2022
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Calamari Hoopla

The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.
"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"
by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022
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Calaty

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Calabrese

A monke from the distant lands of Calabria
"Harambe was a calabrese monke"
by Drewiewewe January 3, 2023
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Calabar High School

Calabar is a society a utes weh nuh gi bun, they dont give bun bcz they dont blieve in those things. Ppl give the school bad names that we give alot of bun but honestly they dont, so girls deh wid a bar man
Girl:which school you go
Boy:calabar high school
Girl: good so u nah go gi me bun ok
by Di ugly guy January 3, 2023
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Calabar High School

Calabar High School is a society of men that are very intelligent, Unfortunately ppl love fi gi dem bad name boh dem gi bun and all, They are loyal men that left bun stage in the past and think that its childish,so if your a girl. Deh wid a bar man🤙
Girl: which schl uh guh?
Boy: Calabar High School yzm so nuh worry
Girl: good now me nah go get bun again
by Di ugly guy January 3, 2023
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Calaforii

person: hi Calaforii
Calaforii: i am Calaforii
person: add grass
Calaforii: kill yourself
by Yomobi827 January 6, 2023
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