Brown Bulb

Getting a brown bulb means getting a really shitty idea.

A- "Man let's get pizza from the place on the corner."
B- "Ahh brown bulb dude, that place gave Woody the runs!"

by puppagandthefuriousfive April 30, 2010

brown-box

An employer's passive method for saying, "Thanks, but no thanks," when an employee gives two-weeks notice. The employee will walk in one morning to a file box on his or her desk. The box will be used by the employee to pack his or belongings before being escorted out of the building.

I gave the firm my two-weeks notice on Wednesday when I found a better job, and had every intention of working the full notice, but by Friday they had decided just to brown-box me.

by Eener3000 April 27, 2010

Brown Panther

A sneaky poo that surprises you out of nowhere, often in critical situations.

"Dude I heard you struck out with Melissa! What happened?"
"Well we got back to her place, I was just about to seal the deal when the Brown Panther struck!"
"Oh shit!"

The weightlifter was about to win the gold when the Brown Panther struck!

by Thebrownestpanther November 3, 2013

brown phone

Slang term for the urge to expell one's bowels.

"I'm getting a customer service call on the brown phone."

by JC Andrews May 27, 2005

Brown Trumped

When sycophant Trump supporters spend four years with their heads so far up Trump's bung-hole they never come to realize how despicable he is until he loses the presidency and criminal indictments lock him up.

Marguerite Higgins - pointing to the once rabid MAGA red hatters, "Look, Nellie! What happened to the red hatters? What is the stinky brown goo on their heads?!"

Nellie Bly - "My steadfast investigation into truth reveals those MAGA red hatters were "Brown Trumped!"

by Shallow People Directory November 4, 2020

Nikole Brown

A very sexy female also known as the wife of the young rapper, Wiz Khalifa. She's short and thick and is a true rider. Any man that loves her would love his life until she's gone.. then he may want to kill himself.

Nikole Brown is bad as fuck! Let me get her number!

by mizkhalifa January 4, 2012

Gandalf the Brown

The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.

In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.

Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.

Guy 1: You coming swimming later?

Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.

*30 minutes later*

Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.

by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016