Brad Beard

The worst pirate to ever live. his booty wasn't bountiful, his ship was just a sloop, he was sent to the brig, his parrot has no feathers, his crew didn't even have scurvy. he got a bounty of 1 shilling and got caught the next day.

youre just like brad beard

by bradbeard hater March 9, 2023

Brad

A sexy scruffy man who takes care of you while he guzzles 1942. He’s often grumpy and so you will be too. When he’s stingy with affection it will make you furious. When he’s loving he’s heaven to be with. I like to remind him to laugh at life and enjoy every moment even and especially the boring ones. He gets really mad when I point out that I think he’s wrong so sometimes it’s best to just hold his hand and let him drive in the wrong direction for 30 minutes until he figures it out himself. He knows he is loved but has a hard time feeling it. It takes a special persistence and lack of ego to make Brad feel loved.

Brad loves me. 🤍

by yourwelcomez November 23, 2021

Brad Lee

Brad Lee is the hottest light skin in the 612. Standing at 6’1, half black half Dominican with eyes that can make you do something dangerous, it’s hard to look a way. One lip bite and you might find yourself acting up… just be sure you have $20 on hand.

Damnnnn… y’all see Brad Lee today? Wish I had $20 on me.

by Not Brad Lee November 22, 2021

Brad

Big fat bald cunt, never gets a wash. All the ladies hate him, known to assault women when trying to flirt. Often turn out gay.

Brad is looking extremely bald today.

by daveconcert23312 November 30, 2021

Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt is a slang term used to describe something that is “rad” or “dope.”

Johnny: “Ayo, Tommy got a (brad pitt) girlfriend bruh.”
Jackson: “She’s mad fine bruh, SHEESH.”

by Dictionary.com/;MC-REN-213-C^ February 25, 2021

Brad Keselowski

The act of winning this race.

'Brad Keselowski won this race.' - Larry McReynolds

by StanTheManG December 9, 2024

Brad casini

Master of the universe Emperor of the United States and protector of Mexico.. also known as Machetti , Most likely no taller than 5 foot 5 inches. In most folks best self interests that they not to be fucked with..for the most part they <~•(bradcasini)•~> are in fact Loyal true caring short Dick little fuckers that everybody loves but nobody really can look up to.. That's a fact Very small penis But that seems to have no effect women will fuckit .. everybody loves it..

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That brad casini is about as queer as a metric Crescent wrench..

When I think of brad casini it makes me want to eat a shit sandwich and commit suicide with an ax

by Whack*brack~it March 2, 2022