by Larry the librarian June 10, 2023
Get the boomer eshaymug. A specific male species who wears women's zip up pants and thinks that he is quirky. He has no idea his girlfriend is his biggest stan, because he did not know what stan meant until yesterday. He thinks weather stations are the coolest invention on the planet even cooler than his bigger and better phone which is neither of those, but at least better than the one he drowned in Balaton. He has been called old more times than he has showed up anywhere on time and his beard and extroverted personality make him a professional creep. He drinks more beer and eats more food than the population of Australia, where he possibly came out of the womb with thongs already on his feet. He is a cheapskate at heart, but makes exceptions when it comes to The North Face, which he wears 24/7 including on a sailing boat, which he uses as a flex of his captain skills. His memory is worse than his dad jokes, which cause his girlfriend to shake her head. He will not remember this entry in 50 years but at least his girlfriend had a good time ditching her TOK work to write this for him.
Despite being Jay the boomer his girlfriend loves him endlessly and cannot wait to be bullied for this crime.
by crikeycrackhead November 22, 2021
Get the Jay the boomermug. When a corporeal thing or asset holds no intrinsic or monetary value, but is considered highly valuable or priceless to the Boomer who possesses said thing or asset. See antique forest green colored furniture, grandfather clocks, and old dinning ware.
by RieuxRising January 26, 2021
Get the Boomer valuemug. by Braders_strange November 11, 2019
Get the Noncey Boomermug. What Millennials and Gen-Z call COVID-19. It is more dangerous to old people (boomers) than to Gen-Z and Millennials so that's why it's called boomer remover.
by destroyer of boomers May 19, 2020
Get the Boomer Removermug. A Boomer AMP is just another name for a subwoofer. People add this little toy to their vehicles to intensify the volume of their music.
Chris: This new sound system sucks in my mustang. It's way too quiet.
Rob: You should have kept your old sound system and bought yourself a Boomer AMP instead.
Chris: What would that do?
Rob: Give you better sound quality and volume.
Rob: You should have kept your old sound system and bought yourself a Boomer AMP instead.
Chris: What would that do?
Rob: Give you better sound quality and volume.
by Pony Battles August 9, 2020
Get the Boomer AMPmug. by DKBANANAS February 22, 2020
Get the Back to Boomermug.