Booger Jacking

The act of collecting boogers over a period of time and allowing them to harden. Then put them in a sock, and use that sock to jack off.

Dude, did you hear about Frank's wife catching him Booger Jacking?

by FalafelWaffle March 12, 2022

Booger off

A British phrase used by grumpy old Brits that brew up 12 times a day. Also means to "piss off" or "get away"

"Booger off you niggling get"

by YuNg Percy March 17, 2022

booger?

The definition booger?; Is a scientific term to be told to your enemies a close friend, or family member. It goes down in history as one of the most knowledgeable pieces of literature to be graced on man-kind's eyes. The only phrase-word- that shows all meanings of life and death combined. It shows the unseen wars that we have begotten, and the ones that will become. It is the one, and only one, most important saying used by all cultures since the beginning of our universe. It has no meaning other than Booger? You are only able to use this word to enhance the quality of an essay, a speech, even in basic conversation, to make it better. The only other word like this is "Boogie?!". this phrase can only be used with a question mark at the end or you will sound retarded.

Are you booger?
Scientifically speaking you are a booger?.

wow you really are Booger? aren't you.

by yaboog September 12, 2022

booger muncher

someone who munches on boogers, this is different than just eating boogers. this is an intense chewing of boogers. do not befriend a booger muncher, it's dangerous.

"Dude, she is literally a booger muncher, I saw her digging in her nose and sucking the boogers off her finger."

by porkobobbo October 13, 2022

boogerschnagle

All fuckered up

Gerry says the construction is all boogerschnagled.

by Matt2427 October 28, 2022

boogermenace

finest girl alive with a big booty and big tatas

boogermenace is so fine

by guyyyyyyy0999911111 November 1, 2022

Booger

A fake and hypocrite Babii (OffGun's fans).
People who identify themselves as a Babii but likes to talk ill about one of them and only hype them up for shipping.

People: "Why are talking bad about him? Aren't you a Babii?
Me: "Ignore them. They are a booger."

by OGfans November 19, 2022