Blaster

An individual who is always down to have a good time and be hilarious. A Blaster Is not judgmental and above all is absolutely NOT boring.

"Guys my friend is coming out with us tonight, you'll like him don't worry he's a Blaster"

by master blast February 27, 2022

hoe blaster

A very small gun a girl can carry in her purse for self defense or if Starbucks runs out of pumpkin spice lattes

Britney scared off Karen at Trader Joe’s by tellin’ her she’d cap her with her hoe blaster

by anonymous August 17, 2021

master blaster

A large dose of cocaine (or speed, for the criminally insane), inhaled through the nose.

P1: Woah, Johnny just racked that whole set of lines.
P2: Master blaster.

by masterblastin August 19, 2021

Dutch Oven Blaster

When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench

“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”

by Gilbra DeCaturd September 3, 2021

Arse blaster

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.

Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.

by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024

Cum blaster

Your girlfriend blowing you and you deposit your man milk in her mouth then she holds it in her cheeks comes close to your face then slaps her cheeks that are full of your hot sticky man better.

My old lady gave me a huge masive cum blaster I was wiping my face for a few days

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Bussy blaster

(colloquial) the top in gay anal sex

Ralph's a professional bussy blaster

by UDRejuvenator January 2, 2025