lennon ballard

Fat person, ugly person, crazy person.

this guy is lennon ballard

by boss5644155 May 16, 2018

Tom Ballard

Nonce (lurs kids in with his huge head)

Careful son that's Tom Ballard

by Rastaclart 897 November 22, 2019

Bareback Ballard

When a girl is an adventurer, but also enjoys unprotected sex. She will often have more than one child and be an experienced traveller with family in Thailand.

I'm going out for a walk with a bareback ballard today.

by Towelly September 12, 2020

Screaming Ballast

A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.

"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."

by Puffinchops6618 January 8, 2021

Levi Ballard

Crayfish

Look, its Levi Ballard.

by Nic Mcarty March 5, 2021

Avalanche ballache

Such a ballache it’s magnitude is multiplied so much. That it’s comparable to an avalanche. Buy that in ballache form.

That’s so unfortunate you can’t do the thing you wanted to. Been looking forward to it for so long.

That’s a avalanche ballache

by Alias opposer July 31, 2021

Corey Ballard (Banga)

Corey ballard (banga) Is smart Sometimes Black likes to make parodys knows how to shake that Black in philly Cringey

Corey Ballard (Banga) is Funny and Verry cringe

by Silv3rsavtheday April 3, 2022