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Ax

He's a guy you want around you and a soul that is damaged and wants to be around people all the time. He is just one of those people that can change your day and fuck it up at the same time. He makes all the women around him feel affection towards him. Hes the perfect guy...
Guy #1: YOOOO WHOS THAT GUY OVER THERE
Guy #2 him? Oh, that's just Ax. Great guy u should get to know him...
by Aquarius1 May 6, 2021
mugGet the Axmug.

ax puff

a person on blickord,
"hey look at that P U F F"
'ax puff is h0m0"
by rakkujauckku January 21, 2021
mugGet the ax puffmug.

Axed

Yeah! Totally! The guy you are pretending to be needs to be axed!
Hym "No, you're not getting away with it. It doesn't matter what I did and I am absolutely going to fuck your wife. Believe that. YOU need ME to get axed but it has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with ✌️✊️✌️What's good for society or the internet discourse✌️✊️✌️. It's for YOU to NOT LOOK LIKE you pretended to be a guy who is better than you to fuck Swedish woman who are out of your league... Which would make you a literal rapist... So, like, anybody got a bead on what happened with Destiny's (Defender of society!) bank account after his wife left him? Because THE DAY AFTER I alluded to the FACT that I AM NOT DESTINY... His wife had ✌️✊️✌️Visa issues✌️✊️✌️ And then NEVER RETURNED AND LEFT HIM... THAT IS SOME FUCKING MYSTERIOUS SHIT RIGHT THERE, ISN'T IT? And he has a meltdown everyone he sees someone else doing the thing he's doing! And he calls for them to be deplatformed... Why is that? It MUST BE that the guy HE IS ALSO IMPERSONATING is just SO EVIL AND PSYCHOPATHIC... That HE needs to be the only one do the thing that THEY ARE BOTH DOING. That's got to be it. It can't possibly be that IF I'M NOT DEPLATFORM BEFORE PEOPLE FIND OUT WHAT HE'S DOING... HE IS FUCKED. And if I MURDER KIDS BECAUSE OF WHAT HE'S DOING... HE IS FUCKED... It's not that. It CAN'T be that... For him, I mean. It can and is but HE really needs that to not be the case."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
mugGet the Axedmug.

Axe Parker

axe parker is name of a guy who hits on his old friends
stop being an axe parker
by spreespree March 18, 2022
mugGet the Axe Parkermug.

Axe Club

A club of people who were axed (who lost their jobs) due to Donald Trump's policies. A term that originated in Ann Arbor, MI.
"You were also axed because you worked in an organization welcoming legal refugees following Donald Trump's executive order? Join the Axe Club."
by PartoftheAxeClub February 6, 2025
mugGet the Axe Clubmug.

Axing Out

when someone manipulative gaslights you and fails miserably, and then gets upset when you call them out, they are axing out.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN! I NEVER EVEN GASLIT YOU!
Bro you are totally axing out rn.
by cooldude69pro August 9, 2024
mugGet the Axing Outmug.

jack the axe wielder

jack is the type of person to get along with you but he can’t form emotional or physical/mental bonds and connections with you because hes incapable and that might set some people off but he doesn’t mind he likes reading manga BL and Stephen hawking
person 1: wow dude who’s that

person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome
by Iamjack July 2, 2022
mugGet the jack the axe wieldermug.

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