Awesome in a Can

To be said or shouted when somthing/some one is is better than awesome, so much so that said item could well be compared to that oh so special variety of canned awesomness.
all canned awesomness comes in cans with ringpulls, as not everyone carries a can opener with them.
Created by El Tom of Barton

Wow, that was awesome in a can!

by shuriken October 28, 2004

I'm awesome

No you're not, dude don't lie!

"Motherfucker I'm awesome!"
"No you're not, dude don't lie."
"I'm awesome!"
"Driving 'round in your mom's ride."
"I'm awesome!"
" A quarter of your life gone by, and you met all your friends online."
"I'm awesome."

by lolcat353 June 24, 2011

powerful awesome

adj. The words to be used when no other describing word will do. Powerful awesome things include cake, alcohol, football, and physics.

If anyone in a social situation describes you as powerful awesome you can immediately assume they are coming on to you. Be careful using this term in a single sex environment, unless you want some homo-action.

Powerul awesome is a term that has been used at many historical events: in 1066 at the Battle of Hastings, William heard of Harolds death and proclaimed 'I'm going to be a powerful awesome King'; on VE-day, Hitler was heard to say 'Ich bin nicht powerful awesome - argh!' which is German for 'the allied forces are too powerful awesome for me - argh'; in 1969 Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon and declared 'Houston, the moon is powerful awesome'; and recently I had a really nice bit of Chocolate pudding and said 'Mum, this cake is powerful awesome'.

Never use the term 'powerful awesome' in prison.

Jake: 'Mike just called you powerful awesome'
Phon: 'Poof!'

Grizzly Adams: 'How powerful awesome is this shelter I've produced!'
Mother Nature: '-'

by Jamie Douglas November 16, 2006

Awesome Sauce

The perfect accompaniment for Cool Beans

Ben: See at the gig then.
Dave: Cool beans.
Ben: Awesome sauce.

by lbr11 September 5, 2011

Scale of awesomeness

The scale of awesomeness is a basic 0-10 scale, with as many as 3 decimal places (0.001). The highest ranking, and only perfect ten is Bugs Bunny. There are absolutely no exceptions to this. The scale does not refer to music in any way, except that musicians can be put on the scale according to thier non-musical awesome. The scale is not a perfect line, it is more of a curve. So 9.9 is actually many times farther from 10 as 9.8 is to 9.9.

10: Bugs Bunny
9.98: Chuck Norris
9.96: the Fonz
9.87: pirates, ninjas, lumberjacks, vikings, cavemen, etc.

It is recomended that due to the massive amount of awesome in existence, you should mark harshly, for example:
batman= 9.3, spiderman= 8.7, fantastic four= 4

alphonzo Jifalaphydog: "man, what do you think of Bill and Ted?"
Nasshole racer: "about 9.6 on the Scale of awesomeness"

by Spencer Crispin June 17, 2008

Vortex of Awesome

An object, idea, or action involving two or more objects, ideas, or actions that are somehow combined, by any method, to create a new and improved entity of awesome that is so awesome that one cannot pry themselves away, becoming trapped in awesomeness.

Very different from Vortex of Awesomeness

My night became a vortex of awesome when Pamela Anderson showed up with a bottle of tequila!

by Chazzle-razz January 15, 2013

Mr. Awesome

A guy or girl that is basically succeeding at everything that a person is supposed to be, according to social expectations. (i.e. the right clothes, job, house, ride, good looking, in shape, tech savvy, environmental, financially astute) and it annoys the bejesus out of you because they know it and are quietly smug and condescending in general attitude.

Hey man have you talked to Dave lately?
Who? You mean Mr. Awesome?
Dude, I know. He makes me hate my life.
Yeah, he'll remind you of that too.

Hey Jenny, where were you Thursday?
Volunteering at Amnesty International.
Oh Jeez. You're a real Ms. Awesome.

by silas9s February 5, 2008