Avocado's number

Avocado's number, 1.66×10⁻²⁴ = 1/Avogadro's number, is the number of moles in a guacamole. A guacamole is Avocado's number of moles, which just happens to be one molecule. While we're at it, a guacameter is 1.66×10⁻²⁴ meters, just as a yoctometer is 10⁻²⁴ meters.

We study single molecules. We used to have to say we study 1.66 yoctomoles of molecules, but ever since ISO added the prefix guaca, equal to Avocado's number, we study one guacamole of molecules.

by Dr. Ripe Avocado, PhD. November 23, 2022

Avocado toast with salt

You feel less basic now, but you're really not

Why did you put salt on your avocado toast

Because avocado toast with salt is less basic

FU

by PointingatmyBALLZ December 8, 2022

The Avocado Effect

When you buttfuck your dead Irish dad till he shuts green

“If Jered doesn’t shut the fuck up, I’m gonna have to experience the Avocado Effect.”

by Dirigi April 8, 2021

Apocalyptic J

Another name for blunt or joint.

"Dude I just smoked this fat Apocalyptic J."

"nice!"

by KsTeezy June 15, 2008

Advocatism

The belief that an opposing opinion of what is proposed is the correct position to take.

Friend 1: I think football and basketball are the greatest sports.
Friend 2: Well I think baseball and hockey are.
Friend 1: Why do you say that?
Friend 2: I don't know, I'm not really into sports.
Friend 1: Oh, you and your advocatism crap again!

by Michael Buchko Jr. December 15, 2008

apocalihpselite

apocalihpselite is a male who has with girls and makes them pregnant, and proceeds to never come back

apocalihpselite had sex with her and never came back

by PewPewshots August 30, 2017

Apocapussy

When the pussy smells so bad that it's impossible to work with

Guy 1 "Have you seen Maggie on the walking dead? Bruh I'd smash her for real,"
Guy 2 "I don't know dude, she might have Apocapussy"

by FluxyBaby May 10, 2018