August 22nd

Anyone born August 22nd is that bitch that everyone can understand and relate to.

Guy #1: You were born August 22nd?
Guy #2: Yeah.
Guy #1: I thought so :)

by palmer22 August 01, 2021

August 16th

August 16th is National relationship day, appreciate your significant other by sending this to them wishing they have the best week

August 16th is a national day!

by jellymadebyspongebob August 15, 2021

august 19

ppl born on this day are like so angy it's hilarious

person 1: WHY ARE YOU SO MAD LMAO
person 2: *angy person sounds*
person 3: chill, they're born on august 19th hah
person 2: *angyer sounds*

by a9! October 24, 2022

1 August

On the first of august is the national holiday of Switzerland, the Swiss National Day.

There will always be lots of Fireworks, Cheesefondue, Chocolate and Rösti wich is a traditional Specialty of Switzerland.

“Hey Peter weisch eigentlich dass morn scho de 1 august esch?”

“Nei rüedi dass mümmer jetzt go fiere!!”

translation:
“did you know that tomorrow is the first august?”

“no fr we gotta celebrate that now!”

by alienworld August 01, 2021

August 5th

Send your boyfriend a tit or/and booty pic.

Hey it’s August 5th time to send a tit or/and booty pic to your boyfriend

by True facts 2020 July 27, 2021

August 16th

If you are born on August 16th you have a massive cock and can make a girl squirt like a pornstar with it.
You are the one of the most sexy people on Earth

Rose: ohhh fuck me that guy's birthday on August 16th made my pussy dripping wet
Selina: He made me squirt so hard in bed last night and i soaked the bed sheets
Holly: I'm so glad he is my boyfriend because he is amazing in bed

by No1shaager November 01, 2019

August 17th

They best day of the year. When all goats are born. Lil pump the goat was born on this day

“Hey you guys know CJ was born in August 17th”
“Yeah totally why he’s the goat”

by Shamman October 16, 2019