asspattie

them ass looking better and more delicious than krabby patties themselves

girl, your asspattie looking fine today

by FookSammich February 18, 2014

asstastic

butt deodorant coming in a triangle roll on tube especially for your butt to prevent swamp ass from sticking around. one application a day takes the swamp ass away

aint no body dope as me im just so asstastic and swamp ass free

by Ana.L November 13, 2014

Asshat

a hat that is wiped upon one's dirty buttocks and then given to some clueless jerk to wear; also, the person wearing said hat.

He dumped her via email on Valentine's Day, what an asshat!

by penelope453 November 18, 2014

Asshat

When someone is acting completely ridiculous for practically no reason

Hey did you see dom? He's jumping on random old ladies backs!

What a fucking asshat

by Sdd96 December 25, 2014

Asshat

a> an online gamer that uses exploits and programs/mods developed by someone else to gain advantage in games or crash community servers,and having little to no hacking skills of their own.
b>wannabe hacker in relation to the hacking scene where different types of hackers are referred to as whitehat, blackhat, some referred to as greyhat.

see also Script kiddie

a> I wish this Asshat would get a life and quit crashing the server.
b> this dude is always claiming my "work" as his, he's such an asshat,

by whatelse77 December 31, 2014

Asshat

When someone does something utterly retarded and gets called out for it

"Did you hear about Jared making out with that police officer when he was pulled over?"
"Yeah, what a real asshat."

by PercyP January 2, 2015

Asshat

An asshat is someone who isn't worthy of the title "asshole", so they put their hole on their hat therefore making them an asshat.

"______ (name), don't be a fricking asshat"

Similar funny quote:
"______ (name), get your head out of your ass it isn't an ass.

by Omnomcookies February 3, 2015