Texas Tornado

When a male partner takes his female partner and spins her around on his dick like a raging tornado in Texas!

Male: Damnnnnnnn baby! I'm giving you a Texas Tornado tonight!

Female: It better be a good tornado baby! (;

by Natalie Stump. July 1, 2014

texas grandparent

Someone who is expendable in a crisis, who can be sacrificed for the greater good. Based on the request from Texas Republicans to let old people die, during the 2020 COVID-19 crisis, so young people can go back to work.

“If we have an apocalypse, I’m throwing you to the zombies like a Texas grandparent.”

by giraffe-o March 25, 2020

Texas Helper

A lightweight, ornamental chain linking a Prince Albert to a perineum (or "taint") piercing. Texas Helpers can provide the support and guidance needed when making use of the areas surrounding these types of piercing.

I can't count how many times my Texas Helper has helped me navigate out of a sticky situation.

by trön June 13, 2017

go to texas

Go to Texas is when you have a wet dream. One may say that they had a dream and "went to texas." Used as a code/cover up when around older folks, women, etc.

Person 1: Ah man, I had this dream that I went to Texas last night!!

Person 2 (knowing what's up): Oh yeah?

Person 3 (not knowing what's up): Why would you go to texas? What'd you do there? Did you go to Houston? Austin? Lubbock?

by the_starszy August 10, 2010

Texas Panhandle

Whilst giving one individual a handjob on a street corner, one continues to solicit donations of change and small bills from passers by.

The hobo at first and broadway needed money badly enough to give me a Texas Panhandle.

by heartattack701 August 19, 2013

Tyler, Texas

The dirty asshole of Texas. A place crawling with soccer moms that look like, and worship, Sarah Palin. Tyler is a dry county, so the Baptists drive 20 minutes to the county line to get their booze, so as to avoid tainting their reputation around town. Despite being located in the Bible Belt and serving as a hub for retirees, Tyler is a great place to find drugz. Typical hangouts include: the mall, the Hollytree parking lot, and your rich friend's house in Hollytree.

Dallas Resident: "Hey man, where can I score some jankem?"
Friend: "Tyler, Texas."

by PrizzinShank January 16, 2011

Texas tea

The term "Texas Tea" was originally used to describe oil, and was popularized by the hit 1960s television show, The Beverly Hillbillies: "Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea."

Today, the term can also be found in your local bar as it represents the name of a mixed drink, also by the same name:

Texas Tea:

2 oz Tequila
2 oz Rum
2 oz Vodka
2 oz Gin
2 oz Bourbon Whiskey
2 oz Triple Sec
2 oz Sweet and Sour Mix
Coca-Cola

Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

by Giskard July 6, 2004