he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people
by Your a Nigga February 17, 2021
Get the Jon-Alanmug. The most Sweetest person I have ever met.
He have lighten my life,and helped me escape through dark.
Being with him is one of the most happiest moments in my life,and I will forever cherish our every moments together.
No matter how hard our problems are,we will never give up,we will go through this together.
I love him more than anything in this World,and I would never pick anyone else over him.
Even if we break apart,he will always be my one and only,no one else.
I belong to him,and he belongs to me,
And my Heart belongs to him.
He is like an angel,not perfect,but the best.
I will forever be by he's side.
He have lighten my life,and helped me escape through dark.
Being with him is one of the most happiest moments in my life,and I will forever cherish our every moments together.
No matter how hard our problems are,we will never give up,we will go through this together.
I love him more than anything in this World,and I would never pick anyone else over him.
Even if we break apart,he will always be my one and only,no one else.
I belong to him,and he belongs to me,
And my Heart belongs to him.
He is like an angel,not perfect,but the best.
I will forever be by he's side.
"Alan is the best Boyfriend ever"
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Alanmug. To pull an Alan Shepard is to cheat on your significant other but play it off like the total badass that you are.
“Dude I just pulled an Alan Shepard”
“What do you mean by that”
“I just cheated on my wife and I didn’t lose any friends because of it”
“What do you mean by that”
“I just cheated on my wife and I didn’t lose any friends because of it”
by Tyrone V. Biggums November 5, 2020
Get the alan shepardmug. by Rhysy lost hair hitler November 16, 2020
Get the Gel head Alanmug. Just a man with a plan. Alan’s generally are the most awesome people to be around. Alan’s dont like pineapple on pizza. Alan’s are also cooler than you. Alan
Wow look at that Alan
by ItsNotDeliveryItsDigornio June 28, 2018
Get the Alanmug. Gets Goosebumps When XRP Drops .01 cent. will ask you for the .15 you owe him. price of gold is up? he will know the day before
Works out everyday gets fatter
may be morman or jewish hard to tell
thinks he knows how to cook
sike
doesnt
Works out everyday gets fatter
may be morman or jewish hard to tell
thinks he knows how to cook
sike
doesnt
by anonymous March 29, 2023
Get the Alan Frickmug.