african trash compactor 

Also known as a hippopotamus because of their huge mouths and impressive jaw strength

I was minding my own business taking a dip in the pond and a fucking African trash compactor came charging towards me!

african trash compactor by Mechanicalengineear March 28, 2020

African Cow Tipping

Akin to it's predecessor 'Cow Tipping' - It is a more primal format used by native African 'Tiger Bare Knuckle Boxers' to train their fists to deal with the hard furry target they were attuned to pummeling - A novice would spend 30 days and nights searching out and repeatedly battering Cape Buffalo to toughen their skin and harden their bones.

"You wouldn't have a chance with that tiger in your current condition"

"Anything to suggest?"

"Go punch a few Buffalo in the jaw. Nothing quite like African Cow Tipping to prepare you for a fight like that."

African Cow Tipping by WhyAreAndy January 31, 2010

African-American Friday 

The way idiots refer to Black Friday.
Similarly, an idiot of this caliber might say "Hand me that African American Crayon."

"Let's go buy some stuff on African-American Friday!"
"Are you stupid?"

African-American Friday by Juliette's So Snazzy March 4, 2016

african ingenuity 

the politically correct term for nigger rigging

With a little african ingenuity, the mechanic was able to get the car running.

african ingenuity by jenpen January 6, 2009

African American woman

A strong protective nurturing being of african decent.

I am a strong african American woman

African American woman by Shenneice IneedMoney Moore July 31, 2016

African Diet

When you realy need to shed a few hundred pounds and nothing is working you turn to an African Diet. a african diet is when you eat no food and drink nothing for a long period of time any where from a few days to a few week depending on your weight.

Hay dave did you hear tom lost 250 pounds on his african diet. Ya bill i know he was a real cow before but now he looks like a bird with all that extra skin.

African Diet by maximojones April 22, 2011

African Earplug 

Where a girl or guy is giving you head or having sex with you, and right before u cum, u pull out and jizz in there ear, resulting in an earplug.

"Last night my b/f pulled an African Earplug on me and i still cant hear out of my left ear."

African Earplug by Gina Hatfield and T.J. Mosley September 17, 2008