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Squirrel Aids

Having unprotected relations with a squirrel who is infected with squirrel aids will result in squirrel aids, or alternatively, having unprotected relations with a person/animal/fury who have acquired squirrel aids from an infected squirrel.

Symptoms: headache, nausea, diarrhea, the overwhelming desire to have nuts on your chin.

However this will cure most nut allergies.
Man 1: Hey did you hear that Roy was having unprotected relations with a squirrel?

Man 2: Do you mean sex?

Man 1: Why yes, I do.

Man 2: Oh no! Has he acquired the dread squirrel aids?"

Man 1: Yes he has. It has progressed so far that he has nuts on his chin right now.

Man 2: What a tragedy.

Man 1: Indeed.
by squirrel rape February 22, 2012
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Full Blown Yellow AIDS

The advanced stages of Yellow fever. A person, typically a white male, only has an interest towards asian woman and thinks all other types of woman are repulsive. When this stage is reached there is no turning back. They are uncurable much like real AIDS.
if we don't do something about his yellow fever he is going to come down with full blown yellow AIDS
by NIPPON LOVER July 13, 2006
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acid

LSD was first synthesized in 1938 by Swiss chemist Dr. Albert Hofmann at the Sandoz Laboratories in Basel, Switzerland, as part of a large research program searching for medically useful ergot alkaloid derivatives. Its psychedelic properties were unknown until 5 years later, when Hofmann, acting on what he has called a "peculiar presentiment," returned to work on the chemical. He attributed the discovery of the compound's psychoactive effects to the accidental absorption of a tiny amount through his skin on April 16, which led to him testing a larger amount on himself for psychoactivity.

sadly the acid that is taken today compaired to 20 years ago is a basterdised version with more effects to physical sensation and a reduction in auditory and visual stimulation. it is said to be a hallucinogen but in it has been proven scientificaly that it actualy causes a temporay break down in a mental berior wich causes you to notice signals that you would normaly not notice it also sticks a door stop in the door to your subconcious wich allows your emagination to run wild there by the hullucination is based on an actual event taking place.
guy1 "dude i took a bad hit of acid last night and i had no clue what was going on."

guy2 "you meen you took real acid last night not that stupid wuss bag shit u normaly took and had the best trip of your life u fuckin tard."
by luke neville November 17, 2006
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Has Aids

Usually a link(download) that has an attached Virus or other impossible MalWare associated to it.
"dude, I just D/Led an awesome SWF from 4-chan. Want it?"

"naw, my checker sed it has aids..."
by Zeph721 April 8, 2008
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Eye AIDS

A disease contracted when someone takes your glasses and puts them on without permission. Kills twice as many people annually than Dubstep Overload.
Annoying girl: Nico can I put your glasses on?

Nico: Sorry, I kind of need them to, you know, see.

Annoying girl takes glasses anyway: K, thanks

Nico (sarcastically): Uh-Oh, lets really hope you don't get my Eye AIDS.

Annoying girl: Eye AIDS?

Nico: Yeah, it's a disease that's transfered by sharing glasses with another person.

Annoying girl who is also easily tricked: You can have these back.
by SMSchoirboy February 27, 2012
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Ebola AIDS

Ebola AIDS also known as Penis or Vagina AIDS. Ebola AIDS make you produce large quantities of cum water. Cum water is a type of semen that you will find inside Turkey dick. Cum Water contains lots of Mercury and Pee and Shit. As a result, It is very poisonous. The only way to cure Ebola AIDS is to snort large amounts of Crack, Heroin and Meth
My girlfriend wanted to have sex with me because i have Ebola AIDS
by 5Skin not 4Skin July 24, 2019
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battery acid

The combination of sweat, and vaginal discharge that collects in and around a girls vagina after any strenuous exercise, usually a night of dancing at a club.

This combination of fluids creates a liquid so sour, it can literally dissolve the tastebuds right off your tongue!!

See. groin juice
Dude, i just went down on that chick in the bathrooms and now i cant feel my tongue!! That was some serious battery acid!!
by Clinton Howes February 21, 2008
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